Sunday, July 25, 2010

Smallest love story.................

Boy saw girl.
Girl also saw him.
Then they got married.

Honour killing.............

Man 1 : "I love the girl, who is wearing standing beside the phone booth."
Man 2 : "Me too. She is my daughter."

Smallest horror story.............

Man 1 : "Do you believe in ghosts?"
Man 2 : "No"
Then he disappeared.

Smallest story..............

When he opened his eyes, he saw a tiger in front of him.

What is in the bag?

I was waiting for the last bus in bus stop. I was carrying a bag. My sister suppose to come with me, but she didnt came for variouse reasons.
Her friend was also waiting for the bus.
She saw me and asked, "wheather your sister is hiding in the bag?"
I just smiled!

Saturday, July 24, 2010

True Love...............

A village...........
A Boy............
A Girl............
A Villian (Girl's Father)............

Scene 1:
Boy and girl fell in love. Father didnt agreed. They ran away. Started new life.

Scene 2:
Girls father became angry. He declared everyone that his daughter is dead.

Scene 3(1 year later):
Father wants to see his daughter. He telephoned her. He excused her for her mistake.
He called both of them to home.
Girl became happy and told to husband.
Both boarded a bus to the village.

Scene 4:
They had an accident. Unfortunately boy died. Girl cant able to forget him. She kept everything belonged to him, for his memory.

Climax:
One day while she was sleeping, god came in her dream and told her, "If you clean the blood, which is on your husband's shirt, your husband will alive". Girl opened her eyes. No one was there except her. She took the shirt which her husband wearing before his death. She started to wash. Once, twice, thrice...... No, blood is not going. She washed for two hours. Blood remained same. She started to weep.
Bright light came in front of her. She cant able to open her eyes. That was God!.
God told her, "Dear, you would have tried washing powder NIRMA."